GOOD NIGHT DENISE--WHEREVER YOU ARE.

"Project Denise"
1:57am--Just had supper again (this has really got to stop), and here I am sat listening to whatever's playing on MTV (I think it's nelly furtado or something)--and there's little wonder (for those who know me) why MTV has suddenly become the staple TV channel. OOh...john mayer's on. But that's not the point. The point here is that I've gone suddenly mental over Denise Keller. Yes, that lovely MTV VJ which I would say without a doubt in my heart that she is at the present time--perfect. (or you could use the phrase I used earlier which was "the beautifulest girl in the world" and something about having the best hardware-software package ever) Going absolutely crazy over a girl on the telly is not exactly a sane thing to do at the moment but considering I'm about to embark on a daily 45 minute drive for over a year does justify my mindset. However, this rant is not about how much i luurrrve her (to bits that is) but about Project Denise. Now most people would say: another one of his silly projects and all, something like the weight-loss project and the countless other projects that have come and gone like good porn (sorry). But this one's different. We've done the I love the celebrity thing before (the whole kournikova incident way back then) but is this another one doomed to oblivion? I think this one might actually a tiny hope of making it. (Well...it's better than not having any hope at all right?) First of all the lovely lovely girl resides on an island about 3 hours away south-bound, so that makes it all the more realistic than er...getting into wimbledon. Secondly, this project is a complement to all other projects, and er...is deemed logical. Thirdly, I'm probably majoring in multimedia, or telly production; a related field. Now, stop nodding your head or laughing the thing off (your head I mean) and if you're interested in actually getting a banner up for F1 to get her attention please say "aye" and call me. I'm planning to put like "Will you marry me?" or something like that. Then again; if I still think it is a good idea tomorrow morning then it might actually work. Why can't my neighbour just be her? Dammit. Going to bed. But MTV ...OOer...